Words to avoid if you don't want big Sis spying on you

I read with some interest the article by Daniel Miller posted online at dailymail.co.uk.  The article titled “Revealed: Hundreds of words to avoid using online if you don't want the government spying on you (and they include 'pork', 'cloud' and 'Mexico').”  You can read the article here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150281/REVEALED-Hundreds-words-avoid-using-online-dont-want-government-spying-you.html#ixzz1wFuv1TKf

The article got me to thinking how I could write a bit about my trip to the shooting range yesterday to enjoy a Memorial Day, Lone Star Shooting Association match.  In the following short description of my adventure yesterday, I have redacted those words that might catch the attention of Homeland Security.

What a beautiful day for a SHOOTING match.  The sky is bright blue with white fluffy CLOUDS, a nice breeze and TOLERABLE humidity. Fourth-one SHOOTERS signed up for the match.  SHOOTING began PROMPTLY with the first ROUND downrange at 9am.  This Memorial Day we are celebrating our FREEDOM and remembering those who GAVE THEIR ALL FIGHTING to protect those FREEDOMS.  The SHOOTING range is located not far from the MEXICAN border in south Texas.  We have a few BORDER PATROL AGENTS come to SHOOT with us.  They don’t talk about THEIR JOBS, mostly they come to the SHOOTING matches to have fun a put some LEAD downrange.  Everyone in attendance who had served in the MILITARY was recognized for his service to the NATION and were given a standing OVATION by those SHOOTERS present.